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My Girlfriend and i at the HG Premiere.
She was crying during the movie btw.
i saw one today.
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LolFUCKING OWNED.
in the words of the great marshall erikson “LAWYERED”
ALL THE FUCKING AWARDS
owned
Lawyered
Jason Russell, the face of the Kony 2012 campaign was arrested in San Diego last night for public intoxication/masturbating and vandalism.
lol
LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK!?
I’m glad I didn’t hop on the bandwagon.
oh god
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Early Bird Special: Epic Turkish trolls respond to being banned from lighting flares at soccer matches.
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Record-Setting Pet Trick of the Day: A Fife guinea pig named Truffles showed the world he’s made of the stuff of legends by setting a new record for longest guinea pig jump ever recorded.
Truffles put the previous record of 20.5cm to shame with a monster leap across a 30cm expanse. In addition to an official framed certificate, the Guinness Book of Records promised to put Truffles front and center in the publicity for its upcoming 2013 edition.
What more could a guinea pig ask for? Except maybe a bit of lettuce and some fresh sawdust.
Marble’s gonna beat this.
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Heartbreaking Tearjerker of the Day: A 17-day-old ear-less bunny named Til, who was expected to become Germany’s next celebrity animal a la Knut the polar bear and Paul the Psychic Octopus, died tragically this week when he was accidentally stepped on by a TV cameraman.
“No one could have foreseen this,” said Uwe Dempewolf, director of the zoo in Limbach-Oberfrohna where Til was set to be unveiled in a special press conference. “Everyone here is upset. The cameraman was distraught.”
Speaking with the German newspaper Bild, the cameraman said Til was hiding under some hay, which is why he didn’t see him. Dempewolf offered that at least the bunny didn’t suffer, as the cameraman’s misstep was “a direct hit.”
Zoo officials are now considering having Til stuffed so that he may be able to enjoy in death the fame he never got to know in life.
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Heartbreaking Tearjerker of the Day: A 17-day-old ear-less bunny named Til, who was expected to become Germany’s next celebrity animal a la Knut the polar bear and Paul the Psychic Octopus, died tragically this week when he was accidentally stepped on by a TV cameraman.
“No one could have foreseen this,” said Uwe Dempewolf, director of the zoo in Limbach-Oberfrohna where Til was set to be unveiled in a special press conference. “Everyone here is upset. The cameraman was distraught.”
Speaking with the German newspaper Bild, the cameraman said Til was hiding under some hay, which is why he didn’t see him. Dempewolf offered that at least the bunny didn’t suffer, as the cameraman’s misstep was “a direct hit.”
Zoo officials are now considering having Til stuffed so that he may be able to enjoy in death the fame he never got to know in life.
